“Four legs good, two legs bad.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm
The Internet is a strange place where strange things happen. But it looks like three trends are going strong, nowadays: money, animals, and the Carter Family (i.e. Beyoncé, Jay-Z, and their kids).
Animals have always been big on the Internet, but there seems to be a shift, from mostly cats and (some) dogs, to other kinds of zoological creatures.
So, while online cats are “so everywhere” Vice even made a documentary about them – see below – non-cat owners too are trying to cash in on their pets.
Remember “Maddie on things”? The latest evolution of the concept is “Stuff On My Rabbit”. Are rabbits the new cats? We don’t know, let’s see what happens next. it’s not clear why would you put a wrench on your rabbit’s head, though.
We’ve been talking about this for a while – see previous posts – as the “Yo yo I’m mothaf***in’ rich and you ain’t” thing still seems to go strong, despite poverty, famines and the global recession. Here’s the latest Guru of this movement, @itslavishbitch, AKA the most hated human being on the planet right now, AKA the man who comes up with inspiring quotes such as “More money on my chest than in yo bank account”, “These peasants keep hating while my money keep calculating” and “You made your bed so sleep in it, peasant”. Even Rihanna told him to stop. He replied: “Broke bitch ur net worth only 80m.”
And here’s how 50 Cent explains what it’s like to be filthy rich.
The Carter Family
There is something weird going on: people worshipping Beyoncé, Jay-Z and the rest of the family are now giving the whole thing a twist that puts these individuals in the most iconic paintings in history, something that sounds like a Beatification.
Here’s “The Carter Family Portrait Gallery”
And “Beyoncé Art History”
What do you think?
Photo sources: see links
What Would F. Scott Fitzgerald Post on Tumblr? The Lost Generation, #menswear, Booze and Other Elements of Style.
So, Baz Luhrmann’s adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s ‘The Great Gatsby’ is here, and suddenly everybody is talking about style, menswear, swag and the good ol’ days in which men used to dress impeccably, drink copiously, and use polished words. The opposite of Jay-Z, basically.
And, considering the huge popularity of #menswear on social media – especially on Tumblr – it’s probably the right time to pay a tribute to a bunch of great artists.
The other day I read this, somewhere, I don’t remember where: ‘Always a natty dresser, Fitzgerald had his Army uniform tailored by Brooks Brothers. He dressed many of his characters in attire by the same clothier.’
And, as you can see from the following pictures, Mr. Fitzgerald was indeed a stylish man.
The writer was a key member of what has been called “The Lost Generation” by Gertrude Stein. A generation of stylish, decadent, hedonistic, inconsolable and dark-souled artists, such as Ernest Hemingway, T. S. Eliot, John Dos Passos, Waldo Peirce, Isadora Duncan, Abraham Walkowitz, Alan Seeger, and Erich Maria Remarque.
Erich Maria Remarque
John Dos Passos
T. S. Eliot
They were also into booze, as you can see from this selection of quotes.
‘First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.’
‘I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.’
F. Scott Fitzgerald
‘Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.’
‘I drink to make other people more interesting.’
‘If I were sufficiently romantic I suppose I’d have killed myself long ago just to make people talk about me. I haven’t even got the conviction to make a successful drunkard.’
John Dos Passos
What do you think?
DOGS, RIHANNA, LOL, ONE DIRECTION, CAT, CAT, CAT, ROFL, OMG, MEME, SPAM, SPAM, CAT, NICE QUOTE SUCH AS “LIFE IS JUST A BOWL OF CHERRIES”, LOL, CAT, DOG, OTHER KIND OF PET, TAG, SPAM, RIHANNA, JAY-Z, BEYONCE’, JUSTIN BIEBER, POLITICS, LUV, CAT, CAT, LOL, RIHANNA, STUFF REPOSTED FROM A PAGE CALLED “GETTING SO DRUNK, THE PARAMEDICS FIND BOOD IN YOUR ALCOHOL STREAM”, CAT, RIHANNA, LOL, SWAG, SOME KIND OF ARMCHAIR REVOLUTIONARY STATEMENT AGAINST GREEDY BANKERS, NEW WORLD ORDER AND WALL STREET, RIHANNA, LOL.
That was Facebook in 83 words.
A noisy, lawless souk in which everybody screams, blah blahs around, listens to Rihanna and lols at cats.
In this quasi-apocalyptic scenario, do we really need fashion brands to pump up the volume knobs up to 11? I don’t think so.
They should tell stories, instead of going for cheap tricks and loud sirens in order to attract the attention – and ultimately the loyalty – of users and (existing or potential) fans.
Quality, not quantiy.
Therefore, dear fashion brands, STOP doing the following things, and give us something intriguing, interesting, and content worth sharing.
1. STOP exaggerating things.
We have been talking about the use (or misuse) of language on Facebook, when it comes to Luxury Brands. That was about the lack of vocabulary, this is about using the right words in the right contest.
Look the image below. The expressions “To dye/die for”, “LOVE” and “obsessed” compare in this post. You might think this is Sophocles’ Antigone; you are wrong, they are talking about shoes. Yes, shoes.
You should die for freedom, not for a pair of shoes, you must love the planet and its inhabitants, not high heels, you need affection, not a 800 quid pair of pumps, you can be obsessed with Francis Bacon’s painting, not with slippers.
Seriously, let’s get real.
2. STOP telling unbelievable and ridiculous lies.
When I see a post like “FACEBOOK EXCLUSIVE. For our fans ONLY, blah blah”, I shiver. To put the words “Exclusive” and “Facebook”, together, in the same sentence, is like saying “bespoke Primark dress”.
Or think about the “Behind the scenes” photos. Just because you can see a spotlight and an intern that fixes something in the background doesn’t make it real.
Everybody’s posing, that’s not a behind the scenes, that’s a “Let’s pretend you are unaware of the camera and pull an intense face, and you, intern, what’s your name again? yeah, whatever, you go there and act like you were fixing stuff, chop chop!” kind of situation (This one is taken from Cesare Paciotti’s Facebook page)
3. Stop asking me to SHARE and LIKE your posts if your posts are rubbish, and, most of all, stop using ALL CAPS, cos they don’t hypnotise people, they just bother them.
Yes, I used them in the word STOP, and when describing Facebook, you’re right, I’m guilty, mea culpa, but that was just because I wanted to reproduce the noise, not because I think people on social networks are a bunch of brainless Cercopithecuses that could buy anything is promoted using all caps.
Posts such as ‘SHARE this if you ______.’, ‘LIKE us if you think ______.’ should disappear. If you want me to share your posts, make them shareable, and come up with decent content. Simple, right?
Or, if you really have to use them, at least come up with something like this. Smart, uh?
(source: Bike EXIF)
What do you think?
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